Man seeks down to earth hotty to worship him and fulfill his every sexual fantasy (including 3-somes with her cute friends)

I originally saw this reposted personal ad as a link on feministe, but it was just too good not to share. And while I would like to think of some clever remark about how this man is so clearly not the catch he so clearly thinks he is - well, it speaks for itself. No snarky remark required.